This week on The Real Pod, Jane, Duncan and Alex are back together to talk about the horrible honeymoons and the cocktail party to end all cocktail parties on Married at First Sight. It's week three and we've got a lot of questions. Why is Andrew wearing a camo vest and nothing else? Why is Lacey not angry, just disappointed? Is there anywhere Mr Fluffy and Claire haven't done it?
After scrabbling around like a litter of house pigs this week, Jane, Duncan and Alex finally find some time to dissect the glorious debut week of Married at First Sight NZ. How lovable are Brett and Angel? How scary is Vicky's mum and just how horny are Dom and Claire? We attempt to answer these questions and so much more.
There's also the reindeer jumper from hell, an exciting night out with a $10k diamond and a new feature called #lozengewatch that absolutely nobody asked for.
This week on The Real Pod, worlds collide as Lena Dunham gets onboard with The Real Housewives of Auckland, Max Key does a dab on the news and Jane recalls sharing a makeup room with news stalwart Peter Williams. Art and Matilda have got charming new cats with scary human names, and the Johnny Depp lookalike Teal has unsurprisingly proven himself to be one of the best parts of MKRNZ.
There's also a horrifying encounter with a fart on a train, buzz around an upcoming Kiwi Christmas film and a petition to get Colin Mathura-Jeffree to TVNZ for Project Runway NZ 2018. It's The Real Pod, and it's real whether you like it or not.
It's been a tremendous week for The Real Pod team this week, with New Zealand TV news coming in as fast as donations to Ling and Zing's Givealittle page. Jane recounts an extremely tense evening at The Block NZ live auction, everyone gushes over Art and Matilda's engagement announcement – oh, and did we mention we got to hang out with THE MAYOR?!
In other news, the Married at First Sight contestants have been announced including Bel from The Bachelor NZ and many more white people. We introduce a new biscuit segment call Chit Chat chat, roll our eyes heartily at Julia Sloane and Jane updates us all on her Countdown bagless delivery trial. This is the enthralling content you are after, this is... The Real Pod.
The Real Pod team assemble in the board room of dreams to talk reality TV and real life in New Zealand, including a great week for lookalikes and a scary new addition to the KFC menu.
This week Jane Yee, Duncan Greive and Alex Casey delve deep into almost every element of Toni Street's surprise Cobb & Co themed birthday party. Why did Michael Murphy perform? Why was Michael Hosking looking so sad and where has he gone now? Where do you even get Pink Panthers these days?
Beyond that, the team dissect the new celebrity lookalikes in town including United Future's Damian Light, MKRNZ's Teal and the time Jane's Mum thought she saw Johnny Depp on the ferry to Waiheke. Also, Jane picks the winner of The Block NZ, Duncan condemns Jacinda Ardern's taste in music and Alex brings in some more completely unfounded Married at First Sight gossip.
The good news is that The Real Pod team are back to talk some guff about reality TV and real life in New Zealand. The better news is that Mayor Phil Goff is listening (?).
This week on The Real Pod, we continue our hot streak as The Spinoff's most hard-hitting political podcast by doing the macarena a la Paula Bennett on the National bus. We also recap Bill English's second Snapchat takeover and check in with Max Key, who is following a girl into the woods for some reason. In another political poll-quake, Paleo Pete might have actually said something not entirely stupid when he told the world they were pooing wrong.
In other news: do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Jane certainly doesn't, as she continues to bring us all on the tumultuous journey that is her plastic bag free Countdown trial. Duncan recounts being in the crowd for Newshub's leaders' debate, the gang tackle the bullying of the Twins on The Block NZ, and Alex has another McDonald's nightmare. We also prepare for our meeting with Phil Goff, Mayor of Auckland. If that doesn't sound like good podcast content then we don't know what is.
Another week of literal and metaphorical rubbish on The Real Pod this week, as Jane continues to lament the emotional dump on her berm and Duncan talks at-length about a new supermarket in suburban central-west Auckland. Bill English's son is trying to be Max Key, and Alex is trying to get fit after using a Fitbit because Helen Clark told her to.
Elsewhere, there are maggots in the McDonald's soft serve and irate holiday makers in Invercargill. KFC have got new virtual reality training, which might come in handy when the new, trimmed-down version of My Kitchen Rules New Zealand returns.
All that, and we still don't have a sponsor. Outrageous.
The Real Pod team assemble back in the boardroom of dreams to tackle musicals, social media stars and rubbish bin woes.
In this week's #realpod Alex, Jane and Duncan are all collectively put in chokey by the Matilda musical – especially the galaxy of stars who came out to watch it. Alex revealed her technique for dealing with stressful encounters with people she's bagged on the internet (hiding), while Duncan reveals that Colin Mathura-Jeffree will soon be returning to our screens (finally).
The other big event is the New Zealand social media awards, which Alex recounts as a mix of excellent 2017 chaos and quite bad behaviour. The main takeaway is that How to Dad is a legit proper IRL celebrity. All this, plus Jane has a very big problem with her bin – and maybe you can help???
As the pirate ship at Rainbow's End makes its final voyage this week, The Real Pod stowaways are regaled with producer Mad's tale from the seven seas that would make Jack Sparrow weep. Alex recounts a weekend hopping between investigative journalism and Miss Universe NZ, Jane shares some juicy Married at First Sight goss from a jazzy night out and Duncan somehow manages to talk about his cheese noodle recipe again.
Also: The Block NZ is rating better than ever, Max Key wants to host an election debate and/or cut his hair, and we launch a brand new self-help segment called Puru the Guru. Watch out Bridget Saunders, The Real Pod is coming for your gossip crown.
After many weeks apart, host Jane Yee is joined by Duncan Greive and Alex Casey to discuss the latest in New Zealand television, pop culture and real life. Following a shitter of a week for Mark Richardson, the team double down on his recent confession that he defecated off a jet ski. Does that make him a good authority to talk about Jacinda's child-rearing plans? Should anyone talk about Jacinda's child-rearing plans?
Beyond that, Duncan recounts his amazing boozy day at Hilary Barry's house, Jane shares a tip for drying dish gloves and Alex brings back exciting news from Europe of a potential mermaid tail sponsor. Who is the hottest bloke in radio? Will 7 Days ever have more than two women? When will lazy Matootles let us read her book? All your questions: probably not answered.