In which life goes on after Married at First Sight NZ

November 21, 2017

Free from the shackles of Married at First Sight NZ, The Real Pod gang talk mostly about Married at First Sight NZ, with a touch of Bachelor news and the triumphant return of Max Key Corner. 

We've packed up our things and moved back to Lincoln on The Real Pod this week, which means the return of our favourite topics and segments. Why is Jordy Pordy up to going to The Bachelor Winter Games? How good is The Champagne Lady's Christmas song? What's John Key thinking putting chicken nibbles on penne pasta?

All that, and Duncan tells an incredible story that may or may not involve a local reality star and a queef. If that's not what you folks want, we don't know what is.


The Real Pod #37 - MAFSNZ: The Final

November 13, 2017

We gather at the MAFSNZ altar for the very last time, to reflect upon our journey over the past six weeks. As the participants suffer through their final dates, and the vow renewal ceremony confirms all of our biggest fears, we make our final expert assessments of the pairings. Is Ben actually a Chris Lilley character? Why did Haydn get to flee the country? How much is too much to pay for a cursed wedding band?


The Real Pod #36 - The MAFS dinner party no one understands, least of all us

November 6, 2017

The reality TV "experts" at The Real Pod's eyes were bulging like the biceps on a genetic pitbull at the explosive MAFSNZ dinner party this week. No one (literally no one) understands who DMed who, which made who tell who what in which toilet – but it made for utterly transfixing TV. Vicky played puppet master to Hayden and Ben, who went at it finger and guns, while Andrew and Aaron watched as the last pretences of normalcy in their relationships were left torn to shreds like a pair of excessively distressed jeans. Jane, Alex and Duncan spend 45 minutes on the therapists couch reliving it all and wondering where this amazing and cursed show heads from here.


The Real Pod #35 – Some Married at First Sight couples get flushed away

October 30, 2017

This week on The Real Pod, we get stuck into the fifth week on Married at First Sight NZ in all it's grimy glory. What the heck is a surrender date? Is Haydn a good wrestler? And who on Earth did the mystery poo in Andrew's flat? Pop this on and clean up your shower: we promise we won't play the brown note... yet. 


The Real Pod #34 – Drinking cocktails in hell

October 23, 2017
This week on The Real Pod, there's more chat flying around than Haydn's DMs on a Sunday morning. On Married at First Sight NZ, the couples have moved in together, the counselling sessions have begun and just the one contestant has woken up in hospital.
Does a dry skin really mean a dry life? Where has Lacey gone to escape Luke? Is it possible Brett loves sausage rolls even more than he loves Angel?

The Real Pod #33 – The honeymoon is over

October 16, 2017

This week on The Real Pod, Jane, Duncan and Alex are back together to talk about the horrible honeymoons and the cocktail party to end all cocktail parties on Married at First Sight. It's week three and we've got a lot of questions. Why is Andrew wearing a camo vest and nothing else? Why is Lacey not angry, just disappointed? Is there anywhere Mr Fluffy and Claire haven't done it?


The Real Pod #32 - We are head over heels for Married at First Sight NZ

October 6, 2017

After scrabbling around like a litter of house pigs this week, Jane, Duncan and Alex finally find some time to dissect the glorious debut week of Married at First Sight NZ. How lovable are Brett and Angel? How scary is Vicky's mum and just how horny are Dom and Claire? We attempt to answer these questions and so much more.

There's also the reindeer jumper from hell, an exciting night out with a $10k diamond and a new feature called #lozengewatch that absolutely nobody asked for.


The Real Pod #31 - Should Max Key enter Project Runway NZ?

September 27, 2017

This week on The Real Pod, worlds collide as Lena Dunham gets onboard with The Real Housewives of Auckland, Max Key does a dab on the news and Jane recalls sharing a makeup room with news stalwart Peter Williams. Art and Matilda have got charming new cats with scary human names, and the Johnny Depp lookalike Teal has unsurprisingly proven himself to be one of the best parts of MKRNZ.

There's also a horrifying encounter with a fart on a train, buzz around an upcoming Kiwi Christmas film and a petition to get Colin Mathura-Jeffree to TVNZ for Project Runway NZ 2018. It's The Real Pod, and it's real whether you like it or not.


The Real Pod #30 - Art and Matilda are engaged and we are not going to be chill about it

September 19, 2017

It's been a tremendous week for The Real Pod team this week, with New Zealand TV news coming in as fast as donations to Ling and Zing's Givealittle page. Jane recounts an extremely tense evening at The Block NZ live auction, everyone gushes over Art and Matilda's engagement announcement – oh, and did we mention we got to hang out with THE MAYOR?!

In other news, the Married at First Sight contestants have been announced including Bel from The Bachelor NZ and many more white people. We introduce a new biscuit segment call Chit Chat chat, roll our eyes heartily at Julia Sloane and Jane updates us all on her Countdown bagless delivery trial. This is the enthralling content you are after, this is... The Real Pod.


The Real Pod #29 - Johnny Depp, Cobb & Co and the great Mike Hosking mystery

September 12, 2017

The Real Pod team assemble in the board room of dreams to talk reality TV and real life in New Zealand, including a great week for lookalikes and a scary new addition to the KFC menu. 

This week Jane Yee, Duncan Greive and Alex Casey delve deep into almost every element of Toni Street's surprise Cobb & Co themed birthday party. Why did Michael Murphy perform? Why was Michael Hosking looking so sad and where has he gone now? Where do you even get Pink Panthers these days?

Beyond that, the team dissect the new celebrity lookalikes in town including United Future's Damian Light, MKRNZ's Teal and the time Jane's Mum thought she saw Johnny Depp on the ferry to Waiheke. Also, Jane picks the winner of The Block NZ, Duncan condemns Jacinda Ardern's taste in music and Alex brings in some more completely unfounded Married at First Sight gossip.